A real life story – happened few minutes ago..
In German it was still more fun than it sounds in English.
„–rinng rinng – my phone is ringing.—-„
C: Hey, my name is ****. I am talking to Rene Gayer?
Me: Yes, what can I do for you?
C: I found 45 bills – looking like USD but it seems to be another currency – Looks like a lot of money?
Me: Ähm, can you see the word „Directions“ on it?
Me: Ok.., but they did not include my name? So what is the reason you are calling me?
C: I used Google finding out a relation to a person.?So is it a lot of money?
Me: Unfortunately not. They was used for a game, it is not real money. I am sorry.
C: Ok, so I can not by anything with this?
Me: That’s correct
C: Ok, too bad, I thought you lost it .
Me: No sorry, but really nice to calling me
C: Okay… thank you .bye
Me: bye 😀